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There is such a fine line between hot and creepy... NerdBoyfriend.com...

For [livejournal.com profile] loreofcure



and what the hell, I had no idea Ingmar Bergman was sorta hot!



This one is for [livejournal.com profile] antarcticlust



Woah, I think Sir Ian is hot now, but look at him then!



And Shatner?



Honestly, I didn't know who this guy was before this picture, but I want him to sculpt me:



And if you do not love this photo, a puppy will die! (Buster Keaton)

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One of my favorite blogs is Academic Chic ("Three feminist PhD candidates at a Midwest university, on a crusade against the ill-fitting polyester suit of academic yore.") and they came up with "Dress Your Best Week". Well, I couldn't participate at the time because it was hectic end of the semester time, but I want to do so for next week.

"So often, our focus when getting dressed in the morning is how to minimize or downplay aspects of our bodies that we’re just not crazy about. Does this skirt smooth my hips? Does this top hide my tummy? Do these pants make my thighs look slimmer?

But what would happen if you inverted that thought process? What if, instead of dressing to mitigate your so-so, you dressed to highlight the parts of your body that you love most? What if, for a whole week, you committed to self-consciously dressing your best bits?"


The idea is to start by listing at least 5 things you like about your body (ie: great legs, shiny hair, adorable toes, piercing eyes) and dress to compliment those features for a week (and, of course, blog about it). My Birthday WeekTM seems like a great week to do this, so I'm going to start with the list today, so I have the rest of the week to think about what I'll wear next week :)

  1. Fingernails (for some reason - genetics, diet, alien implantation - my fingernails seem to always look like I already have a french manicure - white tips, strong, shiny)
  2. Legs (I put this on here as a challenge to myself because I always thought I didn't have nice legs because I am short, but after getting a lot of compliments on them I am starting to change my mind)
  3. Eyes (probably my most complimented feature)
  4. My curves (I've got some nice D's and a pretty tight little ass if I do say so myself - others agree)
  5. My skin (I'm a pale Irish lass and I try to keep it that way with sunscreen and coverups. The freckles are pretty cute too)


So, who's with me?
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Now, we all know that "Stuff White People Like" is good for a few laughs, but I think they've been one upped...

Stuff God Hates:

#15: Science

In this entry I will focus on something that makes Me so mad, I just can’t even…say it…aargghh!! DAMN YOU SCIENCE! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Whew…ok…I feel better now. I always feel a lot better after damning things I hate to hell. And I think this blog-therapy has really been paying off in My Temper lately. Like, a couple of hours ago I could’ve totally killed this dumb baby I hate, but I was like, whatevs! I’ll let it live. For now.

But back to the subject at hand – stupid damned pagan science!

I, the Lord your God, despise science and all things sciencey. Scientists, the scientific method, laboratories, lab rats, the periodic table, Bill Nye - they’re all going to hell when they die.

Facts, evidence, hypotheses - BAH! These things show a disturbing lack of faith in My Divine Wisdom.

I mean, the gall! The utter gall it takes for man to try to figure out the universe I created. I gotta say, it’s pretty galling!

Put yourself in My Position. Imagine you made your very own ant-farm. You designed it from top to bottom, filled it with ants, and set about the joy of watching them kill each other. And then what do your stupid ants do? Get all sciencey and stuck-up on you!

Ugh. I hate every last one of those smug, self-satisfied scientists. Think they’re so smart! You probably think they’re smart too. Smarter than Me even. Well you’re not gonna think they’re so smart after they accidentally blow up the planet this summer. Yup, you won’t be thinking much at all after that, because you’ll be dead.

Well anyway, there’s just not enough time for Me to discuss the many things I hate about science in this post. Just know that in general, I hate science.

It is dumb. Really, really, really, really dumb. And it’s never proven anything.


Other things God hates:
-foreskins
-losers who tried their best
-women
-anal
-cats
-too many questions
-being crucified

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