You know, church leaders are always telling people I hate homosexuals. Not true.
“God hates fags!” they’ll say. “Look it up! It’s in the Bible! God killed every queer in Sodom and Gomorrah!”
While it’s true that technically, yes, I did turn everyone in those towns into ash, it’s only because there was this volcano I totally spaced on. Had absolutely nothing to do with the men there being gay.
On the contrary - I love homos! I love their music, their devotion to cleanliness, and their impeccable fashion sense. In fact, I have several gay friends. Two of the twelve apostles are gay. But not with each other.
So once and for all, let Me be as clear as I can on this:
I do not hate fags. I hate anal.
See the distinction there? I guess I could understand why people get confused. But be you gay or straight, if you do anal you face My Wrath.
Why you ask?
BECAUSE! That’s not what I made dicks for.
I designed the penis, ok? I created it. Me. And that means I get to decide how it gets used.
It’s simple. The penis is for going in (and out) of the vagina. And for peeing your name in the snow. That’s it!
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You know, church leaders are always telling people I hate homosexuals. Not true.
“God hates fags!” they’ll say. “Look it up! It’s in the Bible! God killed every queer in Sodom and Gomorrah!”
While it’s true that technically, yes, I did turn everyone in those towns into ash, it’s only because there was this volcano I totally spaced on. Had absolutely nothing to do with the men there being gay.
On the contrary - I love homos! I love their music, their devotion to cleanliness, and their impeccable fashion sense. In fact, I have several gay friends. Two of the twelve apostles are gay. But not with each other.
So once and for all, let Me be as clear as I can on this:
I do not hate fags. I hate anal.
See the distinction there? I guess I could understand why people get confused. But be you gay or straight, if you do anal you face My Wrath.
Why you ask?
BECAUSE! That’s not what I made dicks for.
I designed the penis, ok? I created it. Me. And that means I get to decide how it gets used.
It’s simple. The penis is for going in (and out) of the vagina. And for peeing your name in the snow. That’s it!