Two days later, he affixed the same bumper sticker to their car and the process began anew until enough people had changed their views to form what we now know as the city of Portland, Oregon.

Amazing. As a Portlander, I can attest that the aforementioned people have now evolved into wearing "I <3 hunting accidents" buttons to support their veganism. Some have moved on to working at the vegan pirate-themed restaurant where servers with straight-edge vegan tattoos greet you with a "yarrr."